Rolling Stone published a fun list for Valentine’s Day entitled 20 Love Songs We Never Want to Hear Again. Their intro nicely sums it up: “Steer clear of these romantic cheddar bombs, all of which give love a bad name.”
Amen to that.
Just quickly scan the list. You are going to moan, maybe grunt, possibly hold your breath like there was a bad smell in the room.
Scan it quickly or worse things could happen.