Aw… New Musical Expresses piece on 29 Rock Myths Exploded is just a
party-pooping downer.
No stomach pumps? no
song-induced suicides? no mud sharks? no ash-snorting? no doobies in the john
at Buck House? no Mars bars? no ham sandwiches?
Aw, come on! They were such great stories!
Anyway, how do we know Charles Mansion didn’t audition for
The Monkees? Did anyone ask Stephen
Stills? Are we sure Paul didn’t die? And
what about Dylan? Are we really sure?
And dammit, we gotta believe Keef had those full-body
blood transfusions! It’s just part of
who he is!
Who are these people at NME? Of course Robert Johnson sold his soul to
the Devil! Everyone’s known that for,
like, 75 years.
This is what’s wrong with
the Internet. People can just make stuff
up! Deniers! Truthers!
Balloon-prickers! Liars!
Good on Keith Richards, by
the way, who, true or not, got himself involved in 2 ½ of the 29 myths. 1st place, even if it is in an
alternative reality.
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